THE GOODS
Cocktail Files:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Thurs-Sat unless specified
General:
Each cocktail file comes equipped with designated spirits, mixers, garnish & instructions needed for assembly.
Does not come with tools or glassware (please see our bar tools & glassware offerings)
LADY DEATH
thirty-six dollars-
REF:
Makes 4 tasting cocktails, 3 singles, or 2 doubles
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DESC:
A sultry, spicy & smoky mezcal margarita with TCS signature agave blend - tequila, mezcal & sotol; grapefruit, hibiscus, warm spices, tamarind, & chili salt.
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INFO:
Known aliases: maria o, the russian. height: 5’9.” Confirmed affiliation with The Chicago Spirit. A slippery sweetheart; voice as smooth as velvet gloves. Legendary jazz canary for local vice dens; vibrato can turn any man into an ossified mummy of sorts, as if petrified; wear earplugs when questioning subject.
DOUBLE AGENT ZERO
thirty-six dollars-
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Makes 4 tasting cocktails, 3 singles, or 2 doubles
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DESC:
A Razor Sharp, Wild Citrus Negroni. TCS Bathtub Gin Blend: Premium London Dry, Juniper & Douglas Fir Gins; with Wild Citrus Liqueur, Gentian Red Beetle Bitters & Fresh Rosemary.
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INFO:
Aliases: A0-X2, Pokerface Identity(ies): Unknown. Main muscle for The Chicago Spirit. A ruthless thug that can replicate itself to carry out bank heists, smuggling operations & hit jobs.
LAKE ST. MUMMY
thirty-six dollars-
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Makes 4 tasting cocktails, 3 singles, or 2 doubles
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DESC:
The godfather of Tiki, aka the Mummy. Bright, bold & mysterious. TCS 5-Year Caribbean Spirit Blend: Demerara Rhums & Cane Agricoles with passion fruit, citrus juices, & spiced Rhum-Soaked Pineapple.
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INFO:
09.25.1921: Police found a “mummified” man at the corner of Lake St. & Aberdeen under “L” tracks. Body identified as known four-flusher, Julius "Sawteeth" McGallan — spotted just three hours prior playing craps at Mr. Night’s favored watering hole. Latest potential victim of The Chicago Spirit.
MR. NIGHT
thirty-six dollars-
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Makes 4 tasting cocktails, 3 singles, or 2 doubles
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DESC:
A Dark & Sinful Black Manhattan. TCS Whiskey Spirit Blend: Premium Rye & Bourbon Whiskeys; with Spanish Vermouth, Alpine Amaro, Port Wine & Vermouth-Soaked Cherries.
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INFO:
Eyes: Lifeless | Hair: Perfect | Suspected architect of The Chicago Spirit’s criminal enterprise. Fronts as a traveling salesman known as Markus Reed. Possesses deadly psychokinetic abilities; suspect’s pocket-watch considered a WMD.
MEDIXIN MONK
eighteen dollars-
REF:
7oz
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DESC:
A fortified herbal tonic of roots, barks, flowers, & botanicals.
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INFO:
Formula: Secret
Known Associates: Bitter aromatic vermouths; monastic fortifieds
Origin: Northern Italy
Properties: antiseptic; pyrophytic
Known effects: Induces a transmorphic state & connection to the spirit realm, when consumed. Administered to The Chicago Spirit crime syndicate by select members of the Cook Co. Shadow Clergy.
Found evidence: St Anthony’s Church; etched in basement wall: ” -May the roots and barks of this essence heal damaged spirit and thine wounds; restore thine fire.”
Ste. MÉLISSE
twenty-one dollars-
REF:
7oz
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DESC:
A potent herbal tincture of lemon balm, lovage, angelica, hyssop & nutmeg
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INFO:
AKA: Carmelite Water
Formula: Alcohol, Sugar, Herbs, Spices
Origin: South of France
Info: Thought to be used as a cure-all & psychic protectant for The Chicago Spirit crime syndicate. Administered by select members of the Cook Co. Shadow Clergy.
Known uses: Potable; dental anesthetic; defends against teleprosy, & Saint Anthony’s Fire
Found evidence: Ink on paper: “-Mother of life, blesseth thine child, may The Spirit causeth heart and mind to come clear and driveth away dark invaders of Vril” - Ste. Mélisse - CCSC.